Once upon a time, there (be) a mad professor . He (live) in a remote castle up in the mountains. On a stormy might , he (decide) that his experiment (be) ready. He (work) on a new invention for a long time. He (decide) to create chicken nuggets with the chickens he (keep) in a cage for a long time .

In his lab and with his new machine, he (be) able to transform any natural food into chemically enhanced junk . This crazy Professor (have) another idea, he (think) he could infiltrate every supermarket, every fridge, every canteen, restaurant and café. He (say) he (will) be rich, rich .

He (test) his junk food on himself but before that he (try) it on "his subjects" who looked too healthy according to him . So while he (eat) his junk food , he (turn) into a spotty teenager !